- do you, kelsey take this wine bottle, to be your lawful wedded (laughs) husband? - i have never been moresure of a thing in my life. - [voiceover] hi, i'm ned and i'm married. - i'm kelsey, and i'm very single. - you submitted relationship questions, we are not qualified to answer them. - but we're gonna anyways. - molly murray wantsto know about weddings!
- weddings, weddings! - nobody can be hating on weddings. - wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette, you gotta read the invitation. if it doesn't say plus ones,don't bring a plus one. can i bring my newgirlfriend to your wedding? - no! - no, you can't do you bring a plus one or not?
- (sigh) if i'm feelingmyself, absolutely not. you look at the groomsmen, or --- the bridesmaids, i don't know. can you imagine what astory it would be if you met your spouse at somebody else's wedding? - and many people do. i love the ceremony, the ceremony is so beautiful, that's when people cry, y'all.
- you could just go tothe reception and say traffic was crazy. - oh that's bad, that is bad. - do you think it's bad, - no, no you have to lie. - you have to go to the ceremony? - i think if you didn'tgo to the ceremony, you should say that you did. all you have to say isit was so beautiful.
- i think it's safe tosay you're not allowed to wear white, i don'tgive a --- who you are, - yeah. - unless you have specialinstructions, don't wear white - or bright red, - really? - anything that distractstoo much attention, - never say anythingnegative at a wedding. i never go to weddings and i'm like,
love isn't real, this is asham, i give it two years, drinking before theceremony, never a good idea. - you can wait until thereception to have a drink. - never wanna be thedrunkest one at a wedding - yeah (laughs) - ever. - you don't want to bethe center of the party, you want to be at the edge of the party where the stream ofappetizers are coming out.
- don't not bring a gift, - yeah - bring a gift! - but get it off the registry - oh yeah - because you don't want to end up with like ten differentcrate and barrel crates. - all i'm going to puton my registry is wine. - no, no, no
- can you imagine neverhaving to buy wine again? - wow. how much do you thinkthat you should spend on a wedding gift? the answer is at least$100, 'cause weddings are expensive, y'all. - yeah but you know, i'm from florida. you're from florida? spend as much as you would want someoone
to spend on you. - have you identified the person you wanna hook up with? - usually, they're the drunkest. you gotta check for the rings. - oh! - if they've got a ring on,they're probably married. the next thing i always dois go out to the dance floor. find someone who's like not afraid.
- find someone who's fun. - (mumbling) - find someone who wants to dance. - who's probably tryingto --- a little bit too. go to a wedding, - go to a wedding, and justlove love for a little bit. - yeah, go to a wedding,love love, love life. - live love, laugh life. - life love,
- laid, get laid. - get laid, yep, nailed it. (rock music)
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