- so the guy isyelling at his dog. he's like, "what are you doin'? "don't bark at that bird,stop barking at the bird." and the dog's like,"um, i'm a dog, "and i mean, it's abird, it's what i do, "like what?"(woman laughs) - people in la are soinsane about their dogs. - and then there'sa bird in the tree, was like, "um, hey dumbo,
"i'm a bird, you'resupposed to bark at me. "hello, hello!" - (laughs) you're sogood at impressions. (laughs) i just, i could never. i could never. - it's just reallife, i love it. (slow clapping) - bravo, bravo. absolute bravo.
- hey, luke. - hey. you know what,that was just ama, the way you told that story, it was like she was eatin'out of the palm of your hand. that was amazing. - uh, thank you, luke sado? from broken family, thatshow was my childhood!
holy shit. - (chuckles) god, you know, i really enjoyed yourdog walking story. i hope you don't mind, i was, i wasn't eventryin' to eavesdrop, it was just the way you said it, it was just like gripping. it was like a documentaryi was watchin'. what's your, your name is--
- my name's gary. my name's gary. you can change itif you want to. - no, why would i change it? are you a sea falcon? - how the fuck didyou know that, man? (luke whistles) oh, uh yeah, yeah. are you alumni?
- i'm not analumni, actually no, but i banged a waitressthat went there once. - no! - that's actually pretty cool. - oh god, you're buttin' in. you're butting in anduh, but it is cool. she but in, butshe's actually right, it is very cool. - that's really cool.
- right, how's theacting going, gary? - how did you knowi was an actor? - luke, you are likelow-key magical. - i know, i don'tbelieve in magic. maybe she believes inmagic, which is very stupid, but i don't believe in magic. i do believe indeductive reasoning, and i deduced that you didn'tjust come here from iowa, all the way to la to sellrocks, you know what i mean?
(laughing) - oh, yeah, no, pfft, yeah, no shit.- go get my usual. - yes. - did you have anyplans this weekend? - no, i have nothing going on. - like a loser? okay, well, look, i dothis thing at my house, it's very casual.
it's a charade night. yeah, we get together,we play games, but you tell such good stories that i figure thatyou could come in and kind of likesecretly be my ringer. - are you inviting meto your charades party? oh my-- - okay. - yeah
- okay but calm down,i love midwesterners. i always feel like icould trust midwesterners, and you're a what,you're a what? you're a--- libra. - no, midwesterner. - yes, you can trustpeople from the midwest, but you can trustme, luke, 100%. i am full-on midwest. here, let me get yournumber just so i don't--
- okay, of course i'm notgonna give you my number, but i'm gonna giveyou my third email, and that goes right tomy second assistant, so there you go. - awesome. - here's your soul scrub. double honeysuck,no lemon stage, add-on buckwheat, pineappleshavings and aloe mist. - double honeysuck my dick.
double honeysuck my dick. ♪ area 54 ♪ bright lights ♪ big city, area 54 ♪ bright lights, bigcity number three - dude, come on, bro. broken family wasmy favorite show. i grew up watching it. luke sado's like abrother to me, dude.
- i know, he was abrother to all of us, but it's just this is ahuge deal for my career, all right, like youcan't fuck this up, rick. i got a vibe from him thathe might want to like, mentor me, and takeme under his wing. - you gotta bring me. you can't roll solo, dude,that's just lame and creepy. - yeah, it's a weird look. okay, but you wouldhave to promise me
that a, you won't get wasted. - nope. - b, no snapchatting. - of course not. - and c, most importantly, do not bring up the autoeroticasphyxiation scandal that spiraled him andforced him into rehab. it was all over the press. - of course not, dude, done.
- okay, you can go. - oh, yes! (snaps) ♪ broken family ♪ putting the piecesback together again ♪ ow ♪ sunday at eight, luke sado (upbeat electronic music) - hey, all right, what's up? who's this sexyactor, all right.
- oh, that's mybest friend, rick. he's not an actor. - it is an honorto meet you, sir. - hey, at ease,lieutenant rick. (laughs) anyway, this is mygirlfriend alyssia. - which one is the one yousaid is from shit town, usa? - oh, (laughs) no, i actually saidshitville, usa, sweetheart. that's gary.
remember, he's my ringer. - what's your story? - me? oh no, i'm just herefor moral support, and i train garyin martial arts. yah! - oh, god, you knowwhat, that's so cool. gary, i wish when ifirst moved out here that my friends came with me,
'cause it's so tough inthe business, you know? it's good to have that support. i mean, i ended up bunking with robert downey jr. andbrad pitt, but uh, whatever, that'sall in the past. anyway, you want a beer, rick? - three, please. do you think i could get aselfie with you real quick? - yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
- oh, oh, shit, it was on video. - oh, yeah. - rick, you. (sighs) - no, it's cool. (camera clicks)- yeah. do you think you couldre-post that for me? - (growling) rick. - no, it's okay, chill. uh, you know what, yeah.
you know what, i'll re-post it, and how about i follow you too. huh? i'll follow you on instagram. cool, let's go get youthose three beers, come on. - let's do it, woop! (lazy electronic music) uh, apollo 13. - [rick] apocalypse now?
- [gary] eat: the movie. - eat, pray, love. - yes, eat, pray,love, obviously. - she's good. - it's not, it wasjust really easy. all right, look, itdoesn't matter, okay. (claps) gary, your turn. the ringer's up, come on. - [rick] get 'em, get 'em.
all right. (clears throat) okay, here we go. - [luke] all right. - i get one pass, right? i'm gonna pass on this one. (group groans)yeah, let me go-- - oh, come on, you'renot gonna pass. would leo pass? leo wouldn't pass.
so what would leo do? come on. what would leo do, comeon, what would leo do? - [group] what would leo do? what would leo do? - okay, okay. - all right, okay,okay, okay, okay, okay. - gary mode. okay.
(gary squeals)- peter pan. - [luke] king kong. - [alyssia] shrek. - oh, uh, planet of the apes. - [luke] i don'tknow, what is that? - um, (beeping) (whimpers)- glass slippers. - drag. - goodfellas.
- (laughs nervously)ha, ha, mmm. - [luke] second word. - okay, hmm, (grunts) - [luke] gorillas in the mist. - uh, robocop? crispy. - [luke] oh, uh, x-men. oh, what's that moviewith the, congo, congo? (gary whimpers)cymbals?
you're a monkey on acid? you're on acid? acid? - mm, pah! toy story. it was toy story. - toys. - oh. - i didn't want to do it. i said i didn't want to do it,
that's why i want to pass. i said it, i said that. - okay, well, uh,yeah, maybe next time we'll have a passrule or something. - [rick] that was good. - no, it was okay,but, how about rick? rick can get usback in the game. come on, rick, your turn. - [rick] you did a goodtry, that was all right.
- it was toys andshit, you know? oh, fuck. - woo, uh. (laughs) (gagging and coughing) - choke. tie? (gagging) - autoerotic asphyxiation! shit.
- what the fuckdid you just say? what did you just fuckin' say? (glass breaks) i invite you into myhome for game night, i invite you to my house,and that's what you say. - guys, guys, itwas transformers. - how the fuck wasthat transformers? - you know what,i got a good idea, why don't youtransform into a bird
and fly out of my coolfuckin' house, huh? why don't you do that? - um, okay. do you want thatbird to drop you off at one of the, what, 30 rehabs you had to fuckin' go to? i think that's whattmz said, right, 30? is that right? 30!
(determined electronic music)- no! you know i can't swim!(splashing) i can't swim. - hey, now that's good acting. what is he doing? you don't belong here. hollywood isn't for you, losers. pack up and get the fuck out. - [rick] you okay?
- yeah. (gasps) - (groans) fuck. fuck! yeah, all right, youknow what, he fucked up. whoop dee doo, man. he was nervous to be around you. he's your biggest fan. we both are, okay? that's a loyal friend.
he would never sell atape of you jerkin' off with a noose around your neck, you fuckin' creep, 'causehe's a real friend. you should get some, not like this little dickbrigade you got around you, or your whore model from saturn. - that was really good acting. (rick sighs) - yep, my phone's done.
- uh, yeah. (dripping) - i wished you wouldhave just guessed that it was fuckin'transformers. - what scene intransformers was that? - dude, it was thescene at the very end where the autobot's hangin'off the fuckin' thing by an extension cord? - michael bay wouldn'thave fucking got that.
(sighs) thanks forthat speech, man. - [rick] love you, buddy. ♪ broken family ♪ puttin' the piecesback together again
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