(movie little television) the camera is rolling. the broadcast has started. hello. we are movie stars lee sanghun... - song yeonggil... / - and song wangho. i bet you're all wondering why three big movie stars are internet broadcasting. whether it's cooking or eating in front of a camera, communicating is huge these days.
that's why we prepared a movie that you can communicate with. please post a lot of comments. we'll get started now! a communication movie? totally excited. wangho. - train your lower body. / - yes. song yeonggil. who are you?
you killed my master. i've been waiting 10 years to get my revenge! a novice like you wants to challenge me? - like master, like student. both fools. / - what? know what your master said before i killed him? "please don't kill me!" - he begged for his life! / - stop it. stop it! don't badmouth my master! how come their clothes always tear so neatly?
again... he begged for his life! stop it... don't badmouth my master! outfit twist sent 100 moon balloons. 100? thank you! alright, sanghun. let's fight. you'll regret it though. it's time for me to avenge my master!
- wangho! let's go! / - no! bring it on! it's boring to just watch them fight. - wangho! / - yes! let's go! bring it, bring it. school bully sent 1,000 moon balloons. we did it. 1,000? thank you!
now is the time! master! hold on, i'm unharmed. this necklace protected me. wait... that necklace... don't tell me they're brothers! it doesn't fit. - it doesn't fit. / - not at all.
hey... hold on! bro! this must mean that we're... brothers! that's so corny! this is so annoying, i can't watch it! left the room. left the room. left, left, left, left...
left the room. they all left. we were going to have them not fit! why did you take that out? you think brothers of three are that common? daehan, minguk and manse sent 10,000 moon balloons. triplets! thank you! (knew this would happen)
boss! we finally made it this far, boss! yeah, thankfully we made it this far. - good work, boss. / - thanks. we finally have the gold. - nobody followed us, right? / - yes. nobody followed us. but i did bring someone. come on in!
so here you are! i knew this would happen! which is why i planted my man in your gang. how dare you betray me? you jerk. listen, mr. song. you should work for me too. get that dirty hand out of my sight. you're the best, mr. song. get that dirty hand out of my sight!
which is why i planted him too. does that mean we get this gold now? don't be ridiculous! what are you going to do all by yourself? what? by myself? which is why i have a killer hidden here. what? a killer? which is why i've been hiding in here! what the...
who is it? i'll take him out! you guys are dead when i get out... no! no! hold still! my killer... now you're really alone. - let's take the gold. / - yes. wait, wait. taking that won't help you. how will you open it when it's locked?
which is why i stole the key from your pocket! i can open it with this. which is why i made a ton of key holes! what the... i can try each one! nope, you have to turn all of these at the same time. which is why i stuck all the keys together! i can turn all the keys with this at the same time. how did this happen? there!
time to take a look at the gold. which is why i changed it to a proposal box! a proposal box? "gahyeon, i love you?" what is this? go propose. get this out of here! only i know where the real treasure chest is. oh, please. i know where it is too.
it's over here. fool! it's over here. thanks! so here it is! - let's take this! / - yes. you think i'll just let you go? what are you saying? you're going to have to disappear. which is why i changed it for a rubber bottle!
it's rubber! doesn't hurt at all! which is why i brought a sword too. a sword? time for you to go! i changed that for a taffy! enjoy your taffy, fool! it's sweet taffy! just stay put here while we get out with this. - let's go! / - yes.
it's no use, i'll chase you down with my men. you can't catch me. which is why i prepared a sports car! which is why i change that switch for a bomb detonator. go on then. which is why i prepared a motorcycle too! i can get out of here on this. which is why i changed that for a kickboard!
what the? it's a kickboard? it's a kickboard! kickboard... - it's a kickboard... / - go ahead. fool. yeongjin, catch me if you can. - hey, carry the gold! / - okay. which is why i made the door open only that much. is this it?
try to get out if you can. get this out of my way! which is why i made another exit here! i can get out through here. which is why i made the door knob a sweet potato roaster! a roaster... it's hot! what is this? enjoy a sweet potato.
which is why i made this door open by voice recognition! it opens with my voice. open! open... what the... why isn't this opening? which is why i changed this for a noodle machine. what is this? which is why i made a revolving door here!
i can get out through here! which is why i made the door revolve sideways! i didn't know this would happen! (large love) what's taking minkyoung so long? i'm starving. minsang! minkyoung! what took you so long? i had nothing to wear.
oh, come on... hey! you wore that last year. the buttons wouldn't close last year. i'm disappointed, did you lose weight? no, it tore in the back. looks refreshing... isn't your back cold? it's cold! i want rice rolls.
- so that's your point? / - yeah. - let's eat then. / - okay. hello there. - hello. / - welcome. - this should be good. / - what would you like? i can't see well without my glasses. huh? that doesn't matter. - right? / - yeah. i'll have everything.
- everything on here? / - yes. alright, sure. mister, make my rice roll with this. the perilla leaf rice roll? no, no. next to that. - next to it? / - yes, keep going. there's only this bamboo sheet. yes, make it with that. you want me to make one with this bamboo sheet?
yes! roll it up with that! then it'll be this big. right! make it that big. we made kimchi yesterday. here you go. we made kimchi yesterday... just a joke. you each get a head of cabbage. - alright! / - this looks great.
mister, i'd like a tuna rice roll. - a tuna rice roll this big? / - yes. okay, i'm going on a boat to catch a tuna. hurry back. this is great. oh, right. i picked up some fortune cookies on my way here. fortune cookies? these are a lot of fun.
right? let's try. yeah? 1, 2, 3. there. - huh? / - what's this for? yummy. i'm eating the last one. i'm going home. you're leaving over a cookie?
your food is here! sorry, i was a bit rash. you changed your mind already? your rice roll is here! here's your rice roll. your rice roll... careful, mister. wow! push, push it on the table!
push! - it's so big! / - amazing. mister, i think it needs more oil. - more sesame oil? / - yes. sure. this should be good. - excuse me. / - yes. that's going to take forever... i'll use this.
don't worry, it's brand new. it doesn't matter. - it doesn't? / - no. alright then. - looks great. / - and... you can cut it with this. - this is fun! / - yeah, it is. mister, i'd like one of these too. - another rice roll this big? / - yes.
sure, i'm going to wando to get more laver. - this looks great. / - should we start eating? - yeah. / - 3, 2, 1! let's eat! minkyoung. what are you doing here? hwekyung... minkyoung's older brother. hello. why are you trying to crawl all over my little sister?
crawl all over? that's a bit harsh. harsh? you punk... that's enough. did you just hit me? i didn't hit you. you hit me! did you hit my brother? i think there's a misunderstanding, minkyoung.
minkyoung, don't date a scumbag like him. let's go home. let me go! my back... are you okay? - hwekyung! / - he needs to go to the hospital! - the hospital? / - lift him up. goodness. - you should've been careful. / - let's hurry.
hold on. what about the rice roll? - lift it. / - lift. put it on top. lift your legs up. - lift. let's go! / - lift! - let's go! / - hurry! (zoom in, zoom out) zoom in.
just stay by my side. but i need you. forget all that. all i need is you. zoom out. i don't want to go on a group blind date. but i need you! you tramp... then should i wear this or this?
geez. come on, let's go! (surprise appearances) - honey. / - yes? it's so great to take a trip abroad on our 2nd year anniversary. yeah! it's my first time going abroad, i'm so nervous. me too! me too! - let's sit down. / - yeah.
i'm going to the bathroom real quick. okay. excuse me. i want to propose to my girlfriend. could you give this ring to her in this drink? thank you. great timing, i was thirsty. hold on! wait! how could you drink this?
- geez... / - i almost swallowed that! he ruined my special surprise. honey, what's going on? jeonghye. i have something to tell you. will you be my other half and be by my side forever? jeonghye, will you... nobody move! why would a terrorist show up suddenly?
i was right in the middle of proposing! i was right in the middle of hijacking this plane! get down! honey, i have a pepper spray. pepper spray... alright. here i go! what the... this is snow spray! what's going on? i must've ordered it for a party, not self-defense.
for a party... what did you just do? merry christmas. - don't be silly. get down! / - i'm sorry! this has gone too far! i'll shoot you. sit down. you think i'm scared of that gun? i'm a fearless marine, class 1127! i'm class 1102.
salute! what the... he's a subordinate? - sit. / - sitting, sir! - stand / - standing, sir! - sit down. / - yes, sir. all of you, pay attention. look what happens if you don't cooperate. lady in the front! you get up first!
- juho? / - mom? mom? mom, mom... you brat! i raised you better than this! how could you hijack the plane? what are you doing here, mom? going on a trip with my friends. who's going to cook for dad? geez! i can't stand that geezer.
i don't care if he starves! honey! you said you were single! it's his mom's boyfriend. i hate you! what if we all die? what do we do, honey? don't worry. i'm sky marshal park jinho. sky marshal?
if you can distract the terrorist, i can take him out. alright, i'll distract him. goodness! my heart hurts! - save me! / - 3, 2... 1... don't move! excuse me, why did you even show up? get it together. - you're a sky marshal. / - sit down, sit down. are you playing games with me?
oh, no! you people... that's it. you... mom, you stay seated. everyone behind her, come out! - okay. / - all of you! we're sorry. - listen carefully to what i have to say. / - okay. starting now... who wants to be the hostage?
i'll do it, sir! why would you? so what if he's your senior? jeonghye, don't worry. i'll put my life on the line to protect you, so stay by my side. - alright? / - what are you doing? no, honey... it's not like that.
you two have similar body size so... you jerk! don't you know what's going on? you, get over here! let her go! everyone, sit! someone please save my jeonghye. what's going on here? i'm the pilot of this plane.
terrorist, calm down. everyone here will die at this rate. what do you want? $1 million in cash and take this plane to mexico now! alright, anything you want. but the safety of the hostage comes first. excuse me, excuse me. if you're the pilot and you're out here, who's flying the plane?
the plane will crash! what do we do? don't worry! the co-pilot will fly the plane when i'm not there. - oh, the co-pilot... / - we have a co-pilot! looking for me? - who's flying the plane? / - calm down! - everyone calm down! / - who's flying this thing? as long as the master key is in its place... - it'll fly itself. / - what a relief.
that was close. and this is the master key. why did you bring it out? why do things keep appearing? (please go away) where's my man that will love me on this lonely winter night? bingo! mr. cutie guy.
i see that you're alone. i'm also alone. how do i grill this raw pork belly? i see you're eating ham. can i have some of this ham too? oh, this isn't ham. they're pain relief patches. gosh, that's refreshing. you must feel stiff.
i'll give you a massage. an excavator is digging into my shoulder. let's play with fireworks. ta-da. mister, you'll wet your bed. light up. light up. ta-da! let's go outside! you go out that way and i'll go out this way. goodness, where are you going?
i want to go too. gosh! goodness... excuse me, mister. mister! excuse me! excuse me! please take this raw chicken away. may i help you? my goodness. why is juliet passed out here? wake up.
your romeo is here. beat it! you're quite coy. but that's okay. you're charming. who are you? an employee? i'm a part-timer. but my dad is a famous actor. so he's a movie star? he's an adult video star.
they want him to retire but he keeps working because he wants to. beat it. i hate unsexy guys like you. i have an apple bottom, you cow! i'll bury you... i'm sorry. i must have showed off my butt too much. oh, no.
this is very bad. where did it go? i lost my key... the key... to open your heart! you told her, didn't you? i'll get my revenge, you peasant! i feel like a drink after some expensive luwak coffee. bring me a bottle of your most expensive alcohol!
oh, luxury guy! i see you like coffee. i love coffee too. oops... are you a camel? let's go out for a chat. go home back to your child. don't try to seduce me. don't try to talk to me!
i see you're giving me the green light! i see a lot of cellulite! you're going to like me soon! you're going to be bruised soon! stop, stop, stop! it's finally time to choose. i've always liked a man that looks good in a plain white shirt. which of these two will be my man of destiny?
your man of destiny is right here! where did that come from? what's this? what's with him? goodness! what the... aren't i dreamy, you cow? you're only wearing a shirt! what's with this guy? (poor yeonggil) this is poor yeonggil where we tell you unfortunate stories that really happened to yeonggil.
our first story for today is what happened to yeonggil when he was in junior high. hey, we'll be late to academy. where's the bus? seriously. hey, there it comes. student fare. hey, mister. get back here. but i'm a student.
oh, come on. stop joking, mister. then i must be in kindergarten. yeonggil, come here. - this actually happened to you? / - yes. but you were in junior high. this has to be an exaggeration. i have a photo of me from junior high. a photo from junior high? let me see...
so it is a true story. yeonggil once transferred schools when he was in junior high. the students thought a new teacher transferred. i never transferred schools. you haven't? i tried to make it more interesting. our next story is something that happened to yeonggil when he went to eat cold noodles. gosh, it's hot.
should i get the cold noodle soup? but the spicy kind is better. what kind of meat would you like and how much? i want cold noodles... oh, you'd like your noodles before your meat? no, just the noodles. you know your meat. it tastes better with noodles. yeonggil. - you really went just for the noodles. / - that's right.
but then i heard you ordered meat right after seeing the grill and... cooked it slightly like that. meat tastes the best when it's slightly cooked. yeonggil eats slightly cooked pork belly. it was beef. i tried to make it more interesting. our next story is something that happened to yeonggil at the bathhouse.
banana milk is the best after a nice bath. - hello, ma'am. / - hi. going to the bathhouse? make sure you wash up. yeonggil... - you just came out from a bath. / - yes. i came out after a bath. don't misunderstand. yeonggil really enjoys washing up.
you go to the bathhouse often, right? yes, i love the hot tub. when yeonggil sits in the hot tub, many people mistake him as the stone toad that spits water. that never happened. our last story is something that happened when yeonggil took a trip to japan recently. it happened at the airport in japan. hello?
you always get stuck... at the airport security when you travel abroad. yeah. people must think i'm a terrorist. but don't misunderstand. because when he went to the mongolian airport with me, they let him pass as a local. i've never been to mongolia. next episode, we'll tell you when yeonggil
went to the beach and was mistaken for a walrus. (the escape) hello? is this emergency services? i'm trapped in a tunnel now. please get here soon! alright. what was that? am i going to die like this? what do i do? who's this?
hello. is this hong hyeonho? yes! who is this? i'm park yeongjin of emergency operations. we have all sorts of experts here to save you. - thank you! / - getting out is just a matter of time. hyeonho, how are things? i've been trapped in this tunnel for so long that i'm starving. you're hungry?
then you need food. just a moment. where's the survival expert? yes, i've survived in a jungle. i'm survival expert jeong yunho. do you see any water around you? there's some water gathered here! then that water... should attract a thirsty deer.
catch the deer when it comes! no, hold on. how would i catch a deer? when you catch a deer, stay lower than its... - line of sight and get behind it... / - no. everything around me is blocked off. a deer can't get in if it's blocked off. why would you tell me that now? nobody told me a deer couldn't get in. what are you saying? just get out of here!
geez... - hyeonho. / - yes. there's nothing around you to eat? there's some kind of tree branch on top of this boulder. should i try to hit it with a stick? no, no. you could cause another collapse. just wait a moment. is there an expert in hitting?
i'm a studio audience member. when clapping, you should shout too. no, no, no. i'm trapped in a tunnel at the moment. hyeonho, everything will work out. no, no. i just want to be saved. that's okay. that's okay... - hey, hey. / - that's...
what's okay? get out of here! stop that whimpering! so what do i do? how about i climb up the boulder myself? you could hurt yourself. just wait a moment. is there an expert in going up? when you go up, sing with your head voice. ♪ i loved you ♪ i'm hungry!
all artists are hungry. then why are you so chubby? get out of here. not only am i hungry, this hunger is making me really cold. - you're cold? / - yes. hyeonho, you need to start a fire. a fire? everyone has this as a cell phone accessory.
what? flints. - use these flints... / - hold on. who has flints as a cell phone accessory? you don't have flints as a phone accessory? of course i don't. do you still use a pager by any chance? - what are you saying? / - alright. - do you have a backpack? / - yes, i do!
this is the first thing you put in your backpack. a portable burner. use your burner and... no, nobody carries that around in a backpack. you don't have an induction either? i'm less likely to have that! how could you not... don't you go out? - what are you... / - alright. i'll tell you the easiest way to light a fire.
hyeonho, all students get this as a graduation gift. what is it? a flamethrower. - use your flamethrower... / - what the... why would i get that as a graduation gift? you never got a flamethrower as a graduation gift? i haven't. did you graduate from abroad? - what are you saying? / - hyeonho.
if you're going to be this uncooperative, we can't rescue you. forget it, just hang up! they're hopeless. are they even trying to rescue me or not? what am i going to do? i just need to hold on a bit longer. - hong hyeonho, can you hear me? / - yes, i can. - can you hear my voice? / - yes, i can!
is this emergency services? this is lee sanghun, the anchor of tonight news. we're going live in a bit. - but i have a few questions for you. / - yes. hyeonho, where is your hometown? where were you born? i was born in dongducheon. that's weak. it lacks impact. listen up, hyeonho.
you weren't born in dongducheon. you were hatched from an egg. i was hatched from an egg? you have an extraordinary skill. what skill? is there something you want to do when you get out? i want to take my rescuers out to dinner. taking them out to dinner is weak. i'll say you want to shoot a fireball at them.
why would i shoot a fireball? i don't want that. would you prefer shooting moon balloons? you'll have to send 10,000. i'd rather send moon balloons. - i'll say you want to shoot a fireball. / - why ask? hyeonho, do you live alone? no, i'm the eldest so i support my family. supporting your family is weak.
i'll say you levitate. i can float in the air? yes, a bit higher than heo gyeongyeong. and what is your job, hyeonho? i teach art to kids. that's weak. it lacks impact! you don't teach kids art. you teach kids the shadow clone technique. you basically gave me super powers.
abracadabra. - we're going live now. / - don't be ridiculous... the safety in korea has crumbled again. we have master hong hyeonho on the phone who hatched from an egg and can levitate. he got trapped in a tunnel while teleporting to teach kids the shadow clone technique. master hong, go ahead. where are you? i'm going to get you right now!
he plans on contracting space with his power! he's gathering his energy now! everyone should take cover! i'd like to ask all the government bureaus in korea to seal up the tunnel for 3,000 years as it could be dangerous if master hong hyeonho gets out! bye! when am i getting out of here? a car?
i know. 8... 9... 7... is it a 3? that's all i can tell you. can you see this? a car. i...
no... what about this one? your vision is 1.0 and 1.0. (the most sensitive people) - hey, how does my makeup look? / - good. i hope both of our blind dates go well! i'm so nervous. what? you're going to start a business? you'll never succeed, fool!
- mister. / - yes? was that directed at me? what was? you said i'd never succeed on my blind date! no, i didn't mean that. i think your blind date will go well. i can tell you're very kind and charming. how come you didn't say pretty? - no, i didn't mean... / - forget it! go away!
so annoying... why did she have to hit me? geez. is she some kind of thug? thug? mister, were you just talking about me? you just called me a thug! i'm not a gangster! i'm a model citizen! yes, of course. please have a seat. forget it. are these all available?
those are seasonal dishes. we can do this one but not this one. this one but not this one? - no. / - are you teasing me, mister? i'm so upset. - that's not what i mean... / - just bring us water. gosh, what's with today? and why won't this lid fit? - lid won't fit? / - what?
mister, are you making fun of my big head? this hat is supposed to be worn like this. this is a perfect fit! yes, yes. please calm down. have a seat. so what's good here? a recommendation? how about this one? doesn't look that good. - i see. / - i don't look that good?
and what's wrong with the way i look? no. oh, come on. why is she frowning like that? i'm not frowning! i'm in a good mood today! look! i'm smiling! - it's not like that... / - what's your problem? - that woman... / - forget it! why is he being such a bighead? big head? how could you say that?
my head isn't that big! - apologize at once! / - yes. i'm sorry. i have a big mouth. what a huge headache. - huge head? / - no. i don't have a huge head! yes, i know! have a seat! calm down. gosh, what's with today? a chinese person?
- i am not chinese! / - what? i own the chinese restaurant nearby! then why do you have a queue hairstyle? this is just a string attached to the hat! oh, a string... oh, you're bald. so? is that a crime? no, no! please have a seat. i'm sorry.
- what would you like? / - let's see... this sure looks good. does it look just like the photo? it looks a bit different. china? i am not chinese! i've never even been to china! i meant that there's a difference between these two. there's a difference between these two?
why do you keep teasing me? it's not like that... - aren't you going to take my order? / - sure. i'd like a big open faced sandwich. big faced? my face is big? you just teased me, didn't you? in korea, i have an average head size! hold on, don't fight with each other. why don't you butt out!
i should butt out of my blind date? what's your problem, mister? gosh! don't hit that. will things be this crazy from dusk till dawn? don? i'm not a gangster! i'm a model citizen! gosh, i'm so upset. shanghai? shanghai?
i said i've never been to china! gosh, my head. things are getting bigger. my head is getting bigger? how is my head getting bigger? - no... / - do you want to see me explode? no! please sit down! geez! things almost got real ugly in here! ugly? i shouldn’t go on a blind date because i'm ugly?
hey, let's go somewhere else. this guy is such a prankster. this guy is such a gangster? i am not a gangster! what's your problem? - how many times must i say it? / - hold it! hold it! nihao? why would you speak chinese? forget it! i don't care! do whatever you want! do whatever you want!
stop talking in chinese! geez! this guy is... so insensitive! (can't take it back) sora should be here. what's taking her? - honey! / - oh, hey. gosh! why did you buy all this stuff? i went shopping to cook a nice meal for you. oh, i'm so excited!
your house is very neat. right? honey, are there no photos of me? got to stay focused! this isn't my home now, it's an interrogation room! yes! i took them down. you took them down? i hung up your photos on the wall, but i took them
down because your radiance kept me up at night! - sparkle. / - my eyes! - sora. / - yeah? why did you buy so much? some chicken, potatoes... - and your favorite, salmon. / - salmon! - since you're on a diet, devil's tongue jelly. / - jelly. - and beans, which are good for baldness. / - beans. so what are you going to make with this stuff?
spicy chicken stew. spicy chicken stew? with devil's tongue jelly, beans and salmon? is she trying to punish me? what do i do? that's right, i'll eliminate the ingredients. wow! look at this salmon! this is delicious. - beans! / - honey. how could you eat the ingredients for my cooking?
gosh, are there other ingredients? delicious. canned mackerel pike! mackerel pike? the mackerel pike should make it more delicious! i can't let her make mackerel pike chicken stew! yes! i'll give sora some advice. i can't just sit still when you're cooking. want some help?
- sora, you should cook the potatoes first. / - right. add the potatoes... - did you drain the chicken blood? / - yeah. sora, i think starch syrup would be better than sugar. hey, are you my mother-in-law? why are you all up in my case? mother, i don't think i can live with your son. that won't work either. that's right! i'll make it so sora can't cook.
sora. i don't want you to cook in my house. leave the cooking to me. you can wait here. - i'll do it. / - wait. - i said i'd cook. / - wait. - come on, step aside. / - wait. am i a dog? want me to bite you like a dog? - no, it's not like that. / - honey.
- go over there and wait. / - yes, ma'am. - honey. / - yeah. the food is ready! - already? / - yeah. doesn't it look delicious? try it, honey. wow! it looks great! big bro, i'm home. - hello, seunghye. / - hey.
- hello, sora! / - hi. - what's this? spicy chicken stew! / - yeah. this looks great. who made this slop? pandora's box has been opened. that's right! i'll say i made it. i made it. you don't like it? no wonder. this isn't fit for human consumption! did you cook with your feet?
yeah, i did. don't eat it then! i feel sorry for sora who has to finish this. i'm going. - honey. / - yeah? are these feet? want to get stomped by these feet? that won't work either. what do i do? that's right! i'll use my little sister. hey! don't eat if you're going to be so picky!
all you do is complain about food! throw this all out then! forget it! i don't want any either. the nerve of her... what did you just throw out? the spicy chicken stew. no, you didn't throw out the stew. you threw me out. - no... / - i'm going to abandon you too.
you'd better stay sharp! i was super focused. (minsang debate 2) hello, viewers. i'm the host of minsang debate, song jungeun. there's a lot of news these days. that's why we're back with minsang debate 2. we have our current affair experts, comedians yoo minsang and kim daesung.
excuse me, how are we current affair experts? this is a comedy show so we should do comedy. oh, you'd like to talk about the comedy issue? - no... / - alright. comedy isn't as popular as it used to be. minsang, what do you think the problem is? why is it always me? - you? / - yes. - so you're the problem? / - what?
minsang, are you saying you'll leave gag concert? daesung, what do you think? i don't even want to talk about this stuff. you don't like this? you'd rather talk about politics? politics? don't joke around! politics are a joke? politics are so ridiculous these days that comedy isn't funny anymore? what's so funny about politics?
just my luck... influence? the influential choi sunsil is ridiculous? stop it! stop it! i'm daesung! grand prize? choi sunsil deserves the grand prize in kbs entertainment award? so that's what you're saying. what is she doing?
i admit it. i was less funny than choi sunsil. i'm sorry about that. minsang, you also agree that politics right now is funnier. no, i wasn't trying to... you're feeling regret as to why you became a comedian? oh! minsang has the best catchphrase in the second half of 2016!
- what are you saying? / - that's why my line... "i knew this would happen!" has been overshadowed. - that was never popular... / - minsang. - yes. / - proceed... let's not proceed! let's come up with skit ideas at a time like this! brainstorming! brainstorming? do you have a right to say that?
what did i do? recently in a brainstorming session for 1 vs. 1, minsang didn't show up for 7 hours! (what was minsang doing during that 7 hours?) what exactly did you do and where? - that's when... / - i looked into it. there are speculations that minsang was eating at the eatery then. - ridiculous... / - the one in front of kbs studio!
- the fill your belly eatery! / - what? i heard that you received vip treatment there. i didn't get special treatment. you got a free fried egg. that's special treatment? to clear up these suspicions i brought a former employee of the fill your belly eatery. where?
ma'am, you worked at the fill your belly eatery? we'll blur out her face to protect her identity. please be understanding. why would you bother covering up now? did minsang come to the eatery on that day? i don't remember. i heard minsang requested sweet potato stems as a side dish. is this true? she did not confirm nor deny it.
minsang, you went to the eatery then, right? no. then were you at home? were you playing video games at home? no! don't just say no! tell me precisely what you did that day! i was coming up with ideas. you weren't in the meeting room for 7 hours.
i didn't take part in the brainstorming session, but i relentlessly looked over the situation in intervals of 3 to 20 minutes and took necessary actions. to my junior comedians, must we actually meet for a brainstorming session? - no, no. look here. / - yes. what did you do for 7 hours? fine. on the day of the brainstorming session
this is what i did! people, these are the facts! i posted this on our homepage. hold on, what's that important order there? important order? what do you think? "order black bean noodles!" what's more important than this? alright. but as you can see,
he requested noodles for the meeting at 3 but you never gave an order after that. then you showed up at the meeting room at 5:15. so where were you and what were you doing for those 2 hours and 15 minutes? your house is 5 minutes away from the meeting! i got hungry so i had a burger on the way! you ordered black bean noodles! those are noodles! this is bread!
not the same! gosh, what pig. i am not a pig! don't be ridiculous. look here, everyone. i did everything i was supposed to and did what was necessary. this is all daesung's imagination and assumptions that disregards all evidence! now, this is slander!
we at minsang debate 2 are waiting to hear from people that know what minsang did for 7 hours. who are you imitating? i can't tell. let's all calm down. we'll take a little break with a spelling quiz. see if the spelling is right or wrong. really? first. a teacher teaches students.
"teaches" is spelled wrong here. that's right! the president will be investigated by the da. hold on... why'd you change it all of a sudden? things have changed? now she won't agree to a da investigation? that's not what i meant... that's right.
she agreed to a da investigation at first then she suddenly called it off. - minsang. / - yes. what do you think about this? she should hurry up and get interrogated? why don't you step out and talk. step out and talk? she should boldly go to the da office and talk if she's so sure?
gosh... (minsang says, "she should step out and talk!") viewers, minsang's opinions are totally unrelated to gag concert's director, jo junhui. not again... that was not in the script... - and that was minsang's improvisation. / - what? i improvised all that? lastly, we'll hear your 10-second conclusions.
your mic will shut off after 10 seconds. daesung. how should the investigation be carried out? what did you say? what? don't ask me these things. i don't know. the investigation... the investigation! everyone, daesung said he'd become a da and investigate the president himself!
what are you doing? (daesung says, "appoint me as the da!") i'm not going to go easy on you. he said he's not going to go easy on her. so scary... we heard from daesung about his big picture. - your 10 seconds... / - no. - start! / - no, no. i don't have to. i don't have to do this. skip me. excuse me.
i... hey! can't you hear my voice? hear my voice? can't you hear the voice of the people? (minsang says, "do you not hear the people's voice?") i'm burning up inside... impeachment? minsang, are you... yes! we'll stop right there. minsang, we have to remind you to stop sometimes.
what? hold on. jungeun and daesung, you little... i plan on cutting my personal ties with them. in the next episode of minsang debate 2... minsang's secret. we'll talk about the missing 7 hours. thank you! gosh! (look again)
i'm jung haecheol of look again. what does this look like to you all? a towel. yes, a normal towel. but to a middle-aged man... it looks like a dryer. so depending on the person and their point of view, things can seem very different. first, let's see how different people view things
when they eat delicious food. to friends... this is good! hey, let me have a bite. - no way! / - just a bite! i don't care. to a couple... - this looks good. / - looks good. - honey! / - what?
i haven't taken a photo yet. sorry. to a married couple... - pretty good. / - it's good. food always taste better when you pay for it. to middle-aged women... gosh! this is excellent! oh, right. i have pumpkin leaves in my bag! and i have bean paste sauce!
if we eat this with these, it'll be perfect! lastly, a couple displaying public affection is also seen in different viewpoints. to a teenager... awesome! hey, guys! - awesome! / - dude! to a couple in their 20s... gosh, what are they doing in public.
to a couple in their 40s... honey. what? so what? you just put me in a foul mood! geez! this has been look again. come on. make a wish. that's enough. finish it. take the knife out and cut it.
since it's yours. beom, you finish him off. hey, don't let it get on me. congratulations! thank you so much, guys. go ahead. i'd like to get a job, a girlfriend... - and make a lot of money... / - that's enough. finish it.
take the knife out and cut it since it's yours. stop that. don't let it get on me! whatever! surprise! (confusing news) this is the north korean news. here's our first report. in pyongyang, over 20 researchers finally came up with a super small phone
after 10 long years of development. it sure is small. more surprisingly is that it connects to the internet. but it only takes 30 minutes. we can't contain this touching moment! next is news on south korea. south korea currently seems to require rapid development in their technology. as you can see, this is a bicycle
at a south korean fitness facility. they developed a bike after much effort but no matter how much they pedal, it doesn't go forward. it is such a shame. and this is a diet chart from the south korean fitness facility. no matter how hard you look you don't see meat at all.
it's such a famine. to tell you how severe the famine is in south korea, they even have a word called "brunch." what is brunch? they don't have enough to eat so they combine both breakfast and lunch into one meal. we can't contain our sympathy! next, reporter lee changho is in south korea
to give us news on south korea. reporter lee changho! this is reporter lee changho in south korea. i am at myeong-dong which is an area frequented by south koreans. why is there a line behind you? it's a south korean ration center. i came all the way from busan to have this pork bone soup.
he came very far just to be given pork bones as rations. ma'am, i'd like my side dishes refilled. you rotten, you sure are pigging out. eat up and get out! he tries to beg out of hunger but all he gets in return is curses. i will move to the next location now. we'll check back on reporter lee changho
in just a moment. now, we'll watch a commercial. ♪ fly away, fly away ♪ ♪ fly far away to the u.s. ♪ daepo missile! you can pay it off in 36 months with no interest so you don't have to worry. we'll check back on reporter lee changho now. i'm at a south korean concert
which is a type of music party. they're short on drinking water so they're all screaming to get an extra drop. there is a surprising fact. at this music party, i hear them praise north korea. listen to this. everybody! north korea, north korea, north korea... they are praising north korea!
that was reporter lee changho from south korea. we have breaking news. currently, south korea is crazy about going to war. south korea wants every citizen ready for combat. so they're having a bomb sale where they sell cheap bombs. we at north korea must also stay sharp and have an atomic bomb sale. the people of north korea, have a lovely night.
(despicable train) passengers, there are zombies infected with the despicable virus on board this train. survivors should move to the front car to be safe. despicable virus? father-in-law and mother-in-law, you did a great job on raising your beautiful daughter. now, you can raise your grandkids! so despicable!
if those zombies bite us, we'll become despicable too. but we can survive if we become more despicable. we need to hurry to the front car. can we do it? i saw this man at an amusement park! he's in the parade! will it be okay? let's believe in him. 1, 2, 3!
i'll make you a bunny! i survived! we can live if we become despicable like him. then i'll go this time. - are you confident? / - yes. when i have to go to the bathroom badly and if someone is in the stall, i keep banging on the door for him to hurry. - sora, you trust me, right? / - yeah.
i will protect you. honey! oh, no! he's been infected! no! he's not infected yet! honey, get it together. we were supposed to go to my sister's wedding together this weekend! hey, your sister has some nerve inviting me to her wedding when we barely even know each other.
but she's my older sister. also, why would i meet your family? i don't know how long we'll be together. there's no other choice. you need to become despicable to move up. - i can't do it. / - get it together! think about your boyfriend who turned into a zombie because of you. your hair smells like food waste!
- that was weak! be harsher! / - harsher? honey, you said my profile photo from my family trip looked pretty. but why isn't my family in the family trip photo? don't you wonder who took that photo? who did i go on that trip with? i didn't go with my family. i went with someone who will become my family. i went with him.
my husband-to-be. we need to hurry, hana! - dad, i'm cold. give me your scarf. / - alright. you almost killed me! you always whine for me to buy you things. so now that i bought you everything you want, you choke me? - so despicable... / - we did it. hana, i'll give you emergency rations
so you can survive even if we get split up. here they are. good. this one's fine. this is fine too. dad, what about me? it's on the ground. but they're all dirty now. hey, kids eat dirt at your age. so chew through that dirt!
he's so despicable! we survived! (1 vs. 1) quiz show 1 vs. 1! we have lots of contestants today. let's meet the first contestant. hello. i'm from l.a. my weight could kill you. i'm kilogram. why do you do that?
it's hip hop. don't do that. here's your first question. i said don't do that! here's your first question. this is a note that appears in the comic book where your name shouldn't be written. this is the answer. - your name shouldn't be written here? / - yes. the blacklist of sports' world.
even if you're a born athlete, you're finished if you make this person mad. ♪ yo, medalists work so hard for 4 years ♪ ♪ but they end up being blacklisted ♪ ♪ the athletes become slave robots ♪ ♪ every time the people see such news ♪ ♪ people are disgusted and vomit ♪ alright, i get it but... why do you keep talking about this stuff?
i'm learning an exercise these days. why all of a sudden? in case that person notices me. what exercise is that? yawning exercise. why would you do that? stop it! stop messing around. here's your second question. you can't stop your impulses
and you spend excessively. what do you call this symptom? - excessive spending? / - yes. the blue house's spending on injections. - yo. / - what are you saying? the reason they bought them... ♪ the employees get shots for fatigue ♪ ♪ they get shots for the cold ♪ ♪ they get shots for their wrinkles ♪
♪ what the people want is a proper investigation ♪ i hear you're going hiking. that's why i brought viagra. yes... why did you bring this? it's great for altitude sickness. i thought this was for... alright! alright! let's meet our next contestant! good to see you, il hoseon.
hello, minsang. you have something stuck in your teeth. i do? use this starch toothpick. thank you. where did you get this? i have a bunch of those. gross! want some floss too? you can use all of that!
oh, yeah. don't mess around. here are your questions. try to guess the titles of the songs i sing. here we go! ♪ when i saw you from afar ♪ ♪ i thought of going a different way ♪ answer! dui inspections. no, no. next!
♪ so ticklish and hard to endure ♪ answer! athlete's foot. next! ♪ don't frown ♪ ♪ everyone struggles ♪ answer! farting. stop messing around! that stinks! it's not me. i've had nothing to eat. don't mess around!
this contestant has memorized every wrong answer to be on our show. this is jeong yunho. nice to meet you. i've memorized these answers 100%. i think i can take the prize money today. that's great. i'll give you a test. this was from last year. einstein's theory about the laws
of nature that's invariant to inertial systems... the theory of relativity. amazing. i really hope you win. we'll start with the easy questions. this is the first one. what do we boil up as a late night snack when we're hungry? i don't know that one!
that wasn't in here! that's because it's so easy. if you add this to fish stew, it's delicious! oh! bullhead! no, not that! when a guy drops his girlfriend at home late at night, he sometimes doesn't go right away and expects something. that's when the girlfriend offers him up for this.
being cussed out? wrong! please give me one more chance. there's a second question. try to get it. your second question! what is this sport where you roll a ball and try to knock over pins? how could you not know? it's so easy.
a lot of middle-aged men and women meet to enjoy this. an affair? you're out! let's meet the next contestant. i will answer every question. 1st place is mine. jung haecheol, let's go, go, go! i'll answer everything right. great, haecheol.
please just let me finish before answering. this question is about horse racing. - a horse... / - squid. no. the kind that runs. super mario. no! not the video game. a horse! ave maria. no! you're going overboard. overweight.
oh, god... - god of eating. / - hey! fine, i eat a lot. i'm a pig. a confession? i wrap myself in plastic wrap to lose weight. - vacuum sealed. / - hey! that doesn't make any sense! ma dongseok and ye junghwa? fine! that doesn't make sense either!
let's meet the last contestant. i go to the hospital these days, i'm lee byeongwon. hello, byeongwon. what will you do if you win the prize money? i'll go to mojito for a glass of maldives. you've switched them around? i got really thirsty on my way here and had a drink. what did you have? drink vitamin.
- a vitamin drink? / - a drink vitamin. a vitamin drink. but that wasn't quite enough to quench my thirst. so i had another drink. nemiral water. - mineral water. / - nemiral water. it's mineral water. - kidding me are you? / - are you kidding me? - kidding me are you? / - hey!
i'm massaging your shoulders. just answer the question. the lead is dr. yuri zhivago in this famous classic russian book. the movie of the same name was also popular. what is the answer? here's a hint. i know this one. answer!
vadoc torzhigo. why would you say that? it sounded strange. change it up again! doczhigo torva. what on earth are you saying? kidding me are you? - are you kidding me? / - kidding me are you? time for the next question.
here we go then. here's the next question! it's on april 8th. what do you call this day that buddha was born? this is so easy. i know this day. buddbirth's haday. what on earth is that? habudd's daybirth.
what is that? - that was wrong? / - all wrong. dang, i was going to sing a song if i won. what song? if sumi's "jo i leave." it's jo sumi's... ♪ time for a massage ♪ ♪ kidding me are you ♪ this has been...
sang minyoo. it's yoo minsang! geez!
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