- you would this at thispoint there’s nothing left to make us uncomfortable. you’d be wrong. (exciting orchestral music) - we have not gotten naked in a long time, so i guess it’s back to the basics. - bathing suits can make you feel sexy, they can also make youfeel super objectified. - it’s good that we’redoing this, cause women
have to wear ridiculousswimsuits all the time. - you have to have a lot of confidence to put your body out there like that. (scoffs)luckily i do! - okay... well this is just like a speed... oh no! - they forgot about the butt. - hi!
- i don’t like that thisis where we’re starting. - you know why else ned’s gonna love this? it’s red. - i love red. - it’s my favorite color because red... - [both] rhymes with ned! - when you’re wearing athing that has your butt open (sighs) you’re probablygonna see a butthole! - it looks like a very normal speedo.
- this is the definitionof business in the front... and party in the back. - i keep on spinning. - it’s like suspenders for your butt! - all i can think ofwhen i wear this is ned, which is really disturbing. - you could play ‘arethese boobs or butts?’ - i would try and get into thepool as quickly as possible. - nobody look at my butt,nobody look at my butt.
- doesn’t that look like boobs? doesn’t it? tell me that doesn’t look like boobs. - men don’t get enoughopportunities to have cleavage. - what’s it like to squat completely? - if you dropped somethingand had to bend down to pick it up your butt wouldbe like, “hi spongebob!†- there’s a lot of things in the water. you don’t want to give theman extra orifice to, like,
discover. - i’m looking for somethingthat’ll make me feel more uncomfortable than being naked. - keep on spinning. - and right now this makes me feel great. - this is the borat. does it matter which side’sthe front or the back, cause they both look impossibly tiny. - what even is this?
- who can fill this dick pocket? - oh, hm... - it’s just pulling my dick up. - is it supposed to go up your butt? is it supposed to be a thong? - an unexpected but not unwanted feature. - how do you wear this? - we may have made amistake making this video. - you shouldn’t be able to do that.
no one... this is gross! - the back is really just... oh no. - of all the things forthis outfit to cover, why are the nipples the thing? - if you’re a woman,you’re very stressed out about keeping your bits covered. - i think everyone shouldhave their nipples out
without judgement. - it’s revolting. i’ve never found myself revolting before. and i’ve vomited on myself. - the shape is cool, itdoes emphasize a man’s v. - when you go swimming yourpants usually come off that way. here, boom! (laughs) oh no!- all eyes are leading straight to the money-maker.
- i mean, i definitely feel objectified. so mission accomplished! - this is like the leashwith the body holder, so you’re not pulling your dog’s neck. - this is getting into some kinky shit. - first things first, let’slet that string disappear inside my butt crack; it’s gone forever. - one size fits some people. - very fine line between my dick going...
(honking noise) and my dick going (thuds) yeah! - it’s weird cause this ispulling the front, but i want... oops, side ball. - i kind of wish i had this for prom. that would’ve made proma lot more interesting. - whoa, see? side ball. - this feels more like a sexoutfit than a swim outfit. - i want this to be low. side ball!
- oh my goodness! there are kids at this beach! - you know what, noshark is ever gonna think you’re a seal in this. it’s gonna be like, “eugh!†- i feel like a very, veryrevealing butler in a porn. - i bet zach is feelingpretty cute right now. - i kind of like this one. i think it’s pretty funny.
- master, would you likeyour cake today, sir? (laughter) (groans) you just threw me a headband. - this looks like one leg of an outfit. - a penis slingshot? - extra large? - i’ve heard about this. seen a lot of pictures.
- this is just not somethingyou wear in public. also it’s terrible fashion. - half my shaft is out, and one full nut. just hanging out. - everything’s just kind of leaning a bit. it’s all just...- what about the pubic hair that youhave, because you’re a human? - you need to do some serious man-scaping if you want to wear this.
- why was this made? i don’t know, why arethere serial killers? - i feel more naked thanif i were actually naked. - this looks like a mistake. it looks like a piece of balloon got caught in my butt after it popped. - g string. nude as fuck.- hello? hey honey.
i’m on a try guys shoot right now. can i call you back? - it’s like my dick broke its wrist and and has to wear a sling for the month. - the dick is what it’sgrabbing onto to stay on, and the dick is an elastic thing itself. god forbid you get a boner in this! - i love you too! bye.
that was my wife. i’ll tell her about it later. - here, throw me another one. - it’s a bummer that i had to go this far to realize howuncomfortable a bathing suit might make you feel. - ta-da, fixed it! - game, set, match. - my final thoughtabout this one is it can
go fuck off and die! - i don’t think there’san intelligent conclusion to be drawn from this. - if there’s a bathing suitthat make you feel good about yourself and make you feel sexy, that’s awesome. but this definitely does notmake me feel comfortable. - if i went to a remote beach where it was just me and my wife:
heck yes i’d wear some of these! - there are way betterways to feel and look sexy than these swimsuits. leave a little to the imagination. - i think we’re done here. - i just saw zach’s penis. (laughing)- sorry! - yeah, i accidentally showedeugene my dick already. - i can still see your—
i know, it’s... - your dick is out. - i like that we sort of look like awful power rangers! - oh, we do look like the power rangers! - yeah, really awful ones. - i hate this one. i hate this video. - you look so handsome. - i can see his butt.
(laughing) - my butt ate way more ofthat string than yours.
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